Dialog #1.
Husband, moaning: My head hurts. I think it's my sinuses. And I'm so tired.
Me with feigned indifferent: Whatever. It's not like you have cancer.
Dialog #2:
Huckle: Hey! Who ate the whole bag of M&Ms?
Me: I did. Because I have cancer.
Dialog #3:
Me: Could someone please take out the garbage? I can't because I--
Husband, Huckle, and Sally: WE KNOW, WE KNOW. Because you have cancer.
Me: Well, actually, because I'm cooking dinner right now. But, you're right. Cancer patients shouldn't have to take out the garbage. Thanks!
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